downy oshun

Downy Oshun, Hon!

Where do you go for summer vacation? The place with sand and water?

If you’re a Bawlamoron, you take the short drive 3 hours downy oshun. Just hop on the Bay Bridge and keep going east til you hit wooder. Make sure you get some crabs and urshters, and definitely some Fisher’s popcorn and Thrasher’s fries. If you still have room hit Dumser’s for a milkshake or malt.